Hey there, this is the "Border of Slumber, USA": A Jeff The Killer podcast about trying to connect every single Jeff The Killer fanstory into one single timeline, to develop the DEFINITIVE CANON about our "favourite" murder boy

Who Are The Hosts?

We forgot to introduce ourselves last time (we will on Ep 1). But the cast goes by the names Apolo (the Spanish one), Phantom (The one that voices Jeff), Queen (The Hot One) and Vexy (The one that voices everyone else and is also funny).

Why are you doing this?

Because we are sadists

But honestly it's because we found a lack of reading/riffing on Jeff The Killer stories on the internet. Everyone was reading the same 5 stories and we knew of many more that were online that were ripe for making fun of.

I like this, where can i get more?

You like it? weird.

At the moment this our only platform but we are planning to simultaniously upload the episodes to youtube (static image format). Just wait for more episodes, please. We're working on having an schedule of uploads by the time we upload episode 1.

Why make a timeline?

Simply, we felt like it. We wanted to give the podcast a twist and i think it's interesting to build intricate lores about lore-light stuff. It's always complicated, narmy and hilarious.
We will eventuall upload a flowchart of the timeline, in hopes we reach "conspiracy-board" levels of connections.

That's all. Please rate us 5 stars and share it with your creepypasta loving/hating friends. It means the world that you enjoy our ranting and fuckery.

Now Go To Sleep